1 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,600 (BABY CRIES) 2 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,640 (CRIES LOUDLY) 3 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:46,960 What on earth are you doing? It worked last night. 4 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,840 Well, it's not working now. No... I know! Here. 5 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,440 Now-Now... just... dance. 6 00:00:57,480 --> 00:00:59,480 Just dance. 7 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,240 But sort of - Not... No. Don't - Erm... 8 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,880 I'm sorry. I think it's actually making him worse. 9 00:01:07,881 --> 00:01:09,760 All right. You take him. 10 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:11,800 There... 11 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:15,680 Stir the baby, stir the baby... (For God's sake...) 12 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,440 (CLATTER) 13 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:42,920 Hello. 14 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,040 I'm afraid I'm going to need those. 15 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:01,600 Martin. 16 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,480 Mm-hm. 17 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,520 I've been thinking. 18 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:11,280 And I-I want to move to London with you. 19 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,680 Well... we're going to move to London. 20 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,560 Right. 21 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,200 Oh. Just right? 22 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,160 No. Good. 23 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:30,280 Good. 24 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:32,320 (TAPPING) 25 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,280 (DOG WHIMPERS) Martin. 26 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:38,440 (BABY CRIES) No, sorry. Get him out of here, Martin. 27 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,480 Ooh, no. 28 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,560 It's all right, it's OK. (BABY CRIES) 29 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 This belongs to you. 30 00:03:00,040 --> 00:03:02,040 I don't want it. Bad luck. You've got it. 31 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,840 It lives here. Used to belong to Joan. It smells. 32 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,640 And if it sneaks into my house and hides once more, 33 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:10,480 I won't be responsible for my actions. So erm... 34 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:13,640 Well, maybe it might prove to be of some use as a guard dog. 35 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:19,560 Some shifty young man decided to liberate the hubcaps from my car. 36 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,720 I've lived in London for 25 years 37 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,360 and never had so much as a whisper of trouble. 38 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,700 I shouldn't worry about it. A lot of the people 39 00:03:26,701 --> 00:03:29,000 who live around here are drawn to shiny things. 40 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:31,960 (SIGHS) I once consulted a case at Broadmoor 41 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,440 where the patient had eaten all the cats in the neighbourhood, 42 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,440 so in the wider scale of things... 43 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,400 Even so, I'd rather not wait to find someone removing my light fittings 44 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,440 or God knows what else. 45 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,480 Does it have a name? 46 00:03:45,520 --> 00:03:49,440 No. Call it what you want. Dr. Ellingham. Oh - Ellinghams. 47 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,480 Ruth will suffice. 48 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:55,840 How are you, then, Doc? Come up here to get away from all the crying? 49 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:57,880 Hm. 50 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,720 He says good morning. Oh. 51 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,960 Well, you've missed all the excitement. 52 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:07,000 I had a visit from the local hubcap thief this morning. 53 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,080 Wh-What'd he look like? About your height, 54 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:13,000 longish black hair... 55 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,080 no missing limbs or other identifying characteristics. 56 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,120 Disappeared in that direction. 57 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,720 The Dunwich's live up there. Most likely Michael. 58 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,120 He's lived up here alone with his mum for years. 59 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,160 A bit old to be living at home. 60 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:27,600 Well, he's always been an odd 'un, that one. 61 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,120 I live at home. 62 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:34,160 Yes, well, I can't spend all morning nattering to you. 63 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,240 Not while I'm paying you by the hour. 64 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:39,320 Well, yeah, I was thinking about that. About my hourly wage... 65 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:41,360 No. Right. 66 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,400 You crack on. 67 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,920 I'm going to say hello to the neighbours. 68 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:58,080 Sorry, Doc. I know I'm late, but it-it's a one-off. 69 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:02,240 It's your first day. Yeah, and my grandad was supposed to wake me but he never... 70 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:05,560 Get an alarm clock. (BABY CRIES) I will buy one on my lunch break. 71 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,800 And when is that exactly? You've taken it. 72 00:05:07,840 --> 00:05:10,960 If you're going to be late tomorrow, don't bother coming in. 73 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,200 Put the next patient's notes on my desk. 74 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,080 Is there any way you could keep the noise down? 75 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,920 Yes. No problem, Martin. I'll just flick the switch 76 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:26,040 on the back of his head that turns him off for an hour or so. 77 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,240 It's just not ideal when I'm trying to hold surgery. 78 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,120 Perhaps you could take him for a walk. 79 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:33,200 You're telling us to get out of the house? 80 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:35,200 No... not at all. (CRYING) But er... 81 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:38,160 newborn babies find the feeling of motion soothing. 82 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:43,360 It's a fact. Yes, of course. It's not you wanting us out. No, it's a fact. 83 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,640 Er... you should send in your notice at the school 84 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:54,480 if you meant what you said earlier. 85 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,120 I did, yes. I've already written my notice. I just need to post it. 86 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Good time to go for a walk. 87 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,760 Come on then, Albert. 88 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:11,080 Albert. We can't just keep referring to him as the baby. 89 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,760 Yes, but Albert. Well, he needs a name. 90 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:17,200 Stephen, Paul, Michael, Elton! Whatever. 91 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,080 I imagine you have patients waiting. 92 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,840 Don't worry. Don't worry, we won't be in your way. 93 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,640 What do you want here? 94 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:09,680 Good morning. 95 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:11,520 This is private property. 96 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,800 And it's charming. 97 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,120 I live at the farm next door. 98 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:18,680 No, you don't. That's Joan Norton's. 99 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,520 Yes. 100 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:22,360 And I'm her sister. 101 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:26,200 I haven't seen her around for a while. 102 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,240 Hadn't you heard? 103 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,920 She died. Oh. 104 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,240 Yes, of course. 105 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:38,480 Poor Joanie. 106 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:42,680 (SIGHS) You must be her sister. 107 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,360 Yes. 108 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,520 I left the kettle on. 109 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:03,360 Joan popped round with some veg sometimes. 110 00:08:04,840 --> 00:08:06,760 Crates of the stuff. 111 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,800 Yeah, grew it in her garden. 112 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:10,840 And eggs sometimes. 113 00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,960 But we never ate any of it. 114 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:16,520 Well, you can't trust other people's food, but you know that. 115 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:19,760 Yes, yes. That can be a problem sometimes. 116 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,800 And it's not just the food. 117 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:26,400 It's what they think. Sometimes it's just not very nice. 118 00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:29,480 Oh, sugar. 119 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,520 Please, sit down. 120 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,920 I wish I could offer you something else, 121 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,680 but Michael still hasn't gone down the shops. 122 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:38,720 He's too busy creating. 123 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,640 Actually, his food is something horrendous. 124 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:47,480 I have stomach cramps most days. 125 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:52,120 I suppose that's the price of genius. You should get a checkup. 126 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:53,800 Why? 127 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,520 For the stomach cramps. 128 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,200 Oh. 129 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,640 Is your son here? 130 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:02,680 Why do you wanna know? 131 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:07,120 Well - I don't think that's any of your business. 132 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:09,960 No. No, no. Of course not. 133 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,440 Years he's wasted on his art. 134 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,360 Doesn't have a job. 135 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,920 No, but he thinks he's going to be another of these great artists. 136 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,360 Vincent Van... Van- erm... 137 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,160 Sometimes I don't think he's quite right in the head. 138 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,160 He gets that from his father. 139 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:31,200 Wherever he is. 140 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:35,720 When did his fath- Ooh, have another biscuit. (BANG) 141 00:09:35,760 --> 00:09:37,600 That was a gunshot. 142 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:40,840 Oh, yeah. 143 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,320 Those are my hubcaps. 144 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,360 Are you sure? 145 00:09:52,400 --> 00:09:56,440 Michael's always finding things. He found them attached to my car. 146 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,400 And now I'd like them back. 147 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,160 Right, then. 148 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:21,560 He says they represent something or other. I-I forget. 149 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:25,240 Probably the fact that I'll be driving around with ruined hubcaps. 150 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:27,280 Lovely to meet you. 151 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:46,400 Benign paroxysmal positional vertigo. 152 00:10:47,360 --> 00:10:49,560 I bet you can't say that four times in a row. 153 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:53,720 The spinning sensation, the feeling of nausea, rotatory nystagmus... 154 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,720 the eye is rotating towards the infected ear. 155 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,760 Felt like seasickness. 156 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,800 Er a bit, yes. Yes, it is. 157 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:04,240 Calcium crystals in the canal fluid of the inner ear become dislodged, 158 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,200 which affects the balance mechanism. 159 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,400 Crystals and canals in my ear? (CHUCKLES) 160 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,520 The next thing you'll be telling me 161 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:13,960 is I've got a magic castle with a fairy princess of my nose. 162 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,240 Why's that? 163 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,960 It's my first day. Can you call back later? 164 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:21,840 All right. OK. Thanks. 165 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,880 Morning. Hello. 166 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,880 Morning, Stinky. I'm mad at you. 167 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,920 You said you were gonna wake me. 168 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:32,480 Sorry, love. Got lost in the land of nod, myself. 169 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:34,200 Won't happen again. 170 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,080 Any chance of slipping an appointment in 171 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,680 for a decorated war hero? 172 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,720 Go on, then. 173 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:45,520 (DOOR OPENS) So I just need to take these pills then. 174 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,440 Yes. But what if I go on a boat? 175 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,080 Cos if I got seasick on a boat and had this ear thingy, 176 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:53,800 would that make it worse or would the two of them just cancel each other out? 177 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:55,520 Are you planning to go on a boat? No. 178 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:57,480 Go away. Next patient. 179 00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:59,520 Mr. Newcross. Mr. Newcross. 180 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,760 Come through. 181 00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:12,440 She's probably got a good reason for being late... your receptionist. 182 00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:17,640 I have to say, I've heard nothing but good things about that young lady. 183 00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,400 I know she's your granddaughter. 184 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,720 Right. At my age you get a bit forgetful. 185 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:25,760 Take a seat. 186 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,800 What seems to be the problem? 187 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,280 Well... my elbow's fine. 188 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,800 So thanks for that, Doc. 189 00:12:37,480 --> 00:12:39,200 And what's the problem right now? 190 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,440 Getting old, Doc. That's the crux of it. 191 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:46,400 The body... starts rebelling, can't do the things you enjoy no more. 192 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:49,480 I love a good walk, see. 193 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:53,520 The French have a word for it. What the matter with you?! 194 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:57,600 Flaneur - one who experiences life 195 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,600 by drifting through towns and cities. 196 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,040 Well, I'm buggered for that now. 197 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,400 She's a real beauty. 198 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,440 Bunion. 199 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,240 There's sign of skin decay. 200 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,160 You'll need a course of antibiotics... 201 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:19,560 and an x-ray of the metatarsophalangeal joint... 202 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,440 to screen for anything else. I'll get the receptionist 203 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:24,800 to make an appointment at the hospital for you. 204 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,840 And she'll get right onto it, Doc. 205 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,880 Louisa! Pippa. 206 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:47,000 How are you? Oh, more importantly, how are you? 207 00:13:49,240 --> 00:13:51,240 Is this her? Him. 208 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,360 Oh, I can never tell at that age. 209 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,640 Ooh! He's a little prince, isn't he? 210 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,920 How are your nipples? 211 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,280 Sorry? Mine were killing me with the twins. Cabbage. 212 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:04,760 Stick it in the fridge, tear off some of the leaves 213 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,240 and wrap it round the-the - you know, like a little bib. Works a treat. 214 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,280 OK. Thanks. 215 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,320 With all the trouble they put you to, 216 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:16,720 it's funny to think the worst part is going back to work. 217 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:19,720 Just you wait. Oh, I'm not looking forward to it. 218 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,920 Although, I'm only going to be there till half term. 219 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,960 We're moving... to London. 220 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,440 This is my final notice. 221 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,680 Oh, no. Hm. 222 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,840 Oh... have to have a drink before then. 223 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:35,760 Yeah. I mean, we'll probably just sit there and blather on 224 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,560 about babies and whatnot, 225 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,200 but at least we can do it over a nice bottle of wine. 226 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,880 Tomorrow night then? 227 00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:44,160 OK. Yeah. 228 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:46,720 Right. Yeah. Home to feed the family. 229 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,840 Oh... I envy you - only one. 230 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,440 You don't know how lucky you are. (CHUCKLES) Tomorrow, then. 231 00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,480 Yeah. See you. See you! 232 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,040 I've been having these pains, doctor, in my belly. 233 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:07,520 They're getting worse. Your aunt suggested I come see you. 234 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:10,480 Any diarrhoea? No. N-No. 235 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:16,360 How long have you been having them? Well, it's been about - Mrs. Dunwich. 236 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,400 She won't remember. 237 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,640 Could you wait outside, please? 238 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:22,800 Can't do that. She needs me in here with her. 239 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,960 Has she been declared incompetent? She's fine. I'm fine. 240 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,800 Be quiet. Sorry. 241 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,840 Not you. She says she's fine. 242 00:15:29,880 --> 00:15:31,880 Out. Now. 243 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,560 Shut the door. 244 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,920 I don't trust him anymore. 245 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:50,000 I think he wants the house to himself. 246 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:53,400 Erm... how long have you had the abdominal pain? 247 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,840 I think he's planning to do something to me. 248 00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:00,480 I see. He has this look. 249 00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:03,600 Anything apart from the look? 250 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,560 He has thoughts. Dark ones. 251 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,600 All the time. 252 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,640 Write that down. Dark thoughts. 253 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800 I'm going to give you a test. 254 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,040 Will it find out what he's up to? 255 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:24,120 Erm I'm going to say three words and I want you to memorize them. 256 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,160 Oh. All right. 257 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,760 Apple, orange, pear. 258 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,520 I've got that. Take this and collect a urine sample... 259 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,480 and when you come back I want you 260 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:39,360 to tell me what the three words were. What do you want this for? 261 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,440 I need to check your kidney function. 262 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,800 A kidney infection could cause abdominal pain 263 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:45,680 and a confused mental state. 264 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,960 Oh. Is that likely to happen, then? 265 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,600 It's something to look out for, yes. 266 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,760 Right. 267 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,760 Yes. 268 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,680 (Orange, pear...) 269 00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:17,880 How cheap was this? We're saving 60p a bottle, 270 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,080 compared to the old house red. 271 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,760 I suppose if nobody buys it we can repackage it 272 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,560 as fragrant paint stripper. Oh, it's not that bad. 273 00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,920 It's an acquired taste. Ugh. Just like the finest wines. 274 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:50,080 There you are. 275 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:53,520 Can you remember the three words? Why are you testing her memory? 276 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,760 I'm concerned about her state of mind. 277 00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,920 She came to see you about her stomach. 278 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,080 She's displaying paranoid behaviour. Don't you get involved. 279 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,120 I'm her doctor. You leave her alone... 280 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,200 and we'll be fine. Do I make myself clear? 281 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:09,560 Are you threatening me? Don't you speak to my boy like that! 282 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,600 What? He's worth 100 of you. 283 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,920 Would you take a seat please, Mrs. Dunwich? 284 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,960 I'd rather die a death. 285 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000 Come on, Michael. 286 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,040 Yes, Mum. 287 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:34,800 All right, Grandad? Fish supper waiting for you. 288 00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:40,160 Oh, apologies for dropping you in it this morning. 289 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,560 Are you trying to win me over with a bit of cod? No... 290 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,280 cod and chips. 291 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:47,320 You're nuts, you are. Let's save the fish for later. 292 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,800 Gotta grab my purse and go get an alarm clock. 293 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,760 Otherwise Doc'll go spare. I'd like just once to have a job 294 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,680 that doesn't end up with me getting told to sling my hook. 295 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:57,720 Well, I can help you with that. 296 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,760 You just need a bit of get up and go. 297 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:07,320 Army issue. I thought it had been at least two minutes since you mentioned the war. 298 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,880 Alarm clock's on me, eh? 299 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,920 Oh, cheers. 300 00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,560 (BABY CRIES) 301 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,320 Louisa. (CRYING) 302 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,400 Louisa. 303 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:33,560 The baby. 304 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:38,840 (THUD) 305 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,280 There's someone in the house. 306 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,320 (CLATTER) 307 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,440 (MUSIC) 308 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:58,560 What on earth are you doing? Morning, Doc. I'm here for work. 309 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:01,000 He's got quite a pair of lungs on him, hasn't he? 310 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,480 Better than any alarm clock. It's half past six in the morning. 311 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,800 Yeah. I was gonna make a start on sorting through your patient files, 312 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,840 then I heard the little fella kicking off, 313 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,600 knew you'd be getting up... Go away. 314 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,240 Ooh... First you say I'm too late, then you say I'm too early. 315 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,320 Make your mind up, Doc. Morning! 316 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:20,280 Morwenna, I'm sure Martin appreciates your enthusiasm. 317 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,600 No, I don't. There are boundaries. 318 00:20:22,640 --> 00:20:26,240 I just figured - you're probably up and about, you might like a cup of coffee. 319 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,560 Do as I do - start the day with a strong brew. 320 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,800 Shut up and get out. 321 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,840 Fine. 322 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:36,800 See ya. 323 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:42,120 Don't suppose you'd like to feed them while you're over there. 324 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,320 Something about their beady eyes, their arrogant little beaks. 325 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,360 You're lucky they're still here. 326 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,400 Someone's taken your hinges. 327 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:52,600 Why would someone want to do that? 328 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,240 Hm. Why would someone wanna take your hubcaps? 329 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Oh, you think it's Michael. 330 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,080 Do you want me to go up there, have a word with him? 331 00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,760 No. You concentrate on mending the chicken run. 332 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,880 I can deal with the neighbours myself. 333 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,640 FROM THE HOUSE: I'm sick of you going on at me. 334 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,680 Then why don't you just leave? 335 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,200 Get out of my house! It's mine as much as yours! 336 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,480 Why don't you leave? Your art is rubbish! 337 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:23,440 It'll never make you anything. 338 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,480 You - Ow! 339 00:21:38,440 --> 00:21:40,440 What have you done? 340 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,840 Hello? In here, Martin! 341 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,480 She did it herself. 342 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:12,520 Oh... Oh. 343 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:16,080 Do you know where you are, Mrs. erm... oh... 344 00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:19,000 thing? I'm ever so sorry, doctor. 345 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,040 I wasn't watching where I was going. 346 00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:24,560 Can you sit up? Mum. 347 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,840 Oh, that's it. 348 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,000 You don't have to look at me like that. It was an accident. 349 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,280 Follow my finger. 350 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:36,480 She regained consciousness just after I called. 351 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:39,120 I need to talk to you privately. 352 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,200 She walked into the door when I opened it. 353 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,080 Did you help her walk into it? She wasn't paying attention. 354 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,000 Mum, would you like a scone, cos I just baked a fresh batch. 355 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:49,800 Oh, no, thank you, Michael. I'll be fine, sweetheart. 356 00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:52,960 I think we'll let Martin decide that. Will you all be quiet, please. 357 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,360 You're not concussed. 358 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,240 That wound won't need stitches 359 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,760 but I'll disinfect it and dress it. I'll do that. 360 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:04,040 No, you won't. I know how to do it. I'm not stupid. 361 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:07,400 Her head's OK. You can leave now. Any more abdominal discomfort? 362 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,720 Enough now. She needs her rest. 363 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,920 Michael, please. Fine! 364 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,320 Finish your business. 365 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:17,760 And the stomach pain? 366 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,800 Oh... She's been fine. 367 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:21,560 Oh, really. I have been. 368 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,720 Might need a new pair of glasses, though. 369 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,760 Silly old cow that I am. (CHUCKLES) 370 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,280 Ow! 371 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:35,040 What did you make of them? 372 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:38,880 Well, it wouldn't be the first time a mother and son had come to blows. 373 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,800 It is a strange setup they have. 374 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,800 Well, this is Cornwall. Even so, there's obviously 375 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,800 some sign of mental impairment. Early dementia. 376 00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:49,680 I'll see if I can speed up her referral 377 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,520 for a psychological evaluation 378 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,840 and chase her urine analysis and toxicology. 379 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,480 And I'll cross them off my Christmas card list. 380 00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,400 Bert? 381 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,360 I-I lost my sea-legs, Doc. 382 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,840 Did you take those tablets I prescribed you? 383 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,880 I was going to start today. (SIGHS) 384 00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:31,560 Well, get up. I don't know whether I can. 385 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,600 (Oh, God.) 386 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,920 (GIRLS CHATTER AND GIGGLE) 387 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,560 Get a room, you two. 388 00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:44,000 Grandad's got a rabbit to cook for tea. 389 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,120 Does anyone know any nice recipes? I like to... 390 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,340 I've never cooked one. I could make it into just 391 00:24:48,341 --> 00:24:50,520 a stew, I suppose. Veg and that. Or fry it up. 392 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,680 They're not rodents, you know. Some people think so. They're game, 393 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:57,280 which doesn't mean they're up for anything, although they do like to shag... 394 00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:00,120 Mr. McIntyre needs his rash looking after. Ick. Don't forget 395 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,720 his new prescription for that stuff I can't pronounce. 396 00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:05,120 This lady has a bad back, thinks it could be a 397 00:25:05,121 --> 00:25:07,480 slipped disc or possibly a trapped nerve... 398 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,560 Shut up. 399 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,000 It's getting bad again, Doc. Come in. 400 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,160 Who wants tea and cake? 401 00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,280 Sit down... on the floor. What? 402 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,320 On the floor. 403 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,920 Since she didn't have the good sense, let alone the good manners, 404 00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,840 to take the tablets I prescribed you... 405 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,520 It was a new house red, Doc, that I was trying to - Be quiet. 406 00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,120 you're going to have to perform the Epley manoeuvre 407 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,420 If you do it right, it repositions particles in 408 00:25:36,421 --> 00:25:38,680 your ear and you won't have any more problems. 409 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:40,720 (CRASHING) 410 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:43,040 Er the symptoms are in your left ear 411 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,640 so turn your head to the left and lie down. 412 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,240 Remain like that for five minutes... 413 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,440 and then turn to the other side... 414 00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,160 No, wait! Remain like that for five minutes! 415 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,400 Then turn to the other side for a further five minutes. 416 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,200 (CLATTER) 417 00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,360 Am I meant to be remembering this, Doc? Yes. 418 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,560 A further five minutes in that position, then sit up straight for 30 seconds 419 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,200 and you should be fine - (CLATTER) For goodness' sake! 420 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,240 One more time through that, Doc. 421 00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:18,400 What are you doing?! Oh, sorry. Making too much noise? 422 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,160 I was going to arrange your leaflets, medical magazines 423 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,200 and journals, then I thought I'd make a cake for the patients. 424 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:27,480 Then I saw your pots and pans and I thought I'd give them a good clean. 425 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,840 How many cups of coffee have you had? Just the one. 426 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,240 Although, I did have a hot chocolate as well. Mint. 427 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:35,000 Some people can't stand the flavoured ones, but I love 'em. 428 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,760 Have you had an energy drink or a caffeine tablet? Er... 429 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:41,000 Those drinks dehydrate you. Stop talking! Look into the light. 430 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:43,040 Why? Just turn your head. 431 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,120 Your pupils are dilated. Mydriasis... 432 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,760 caused by illness, trauma or drug abuse. Have you been taking drugs? 433 00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,880 What are you saying? I don't take drugs. 434 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,000 Have you banged your head recently? No. 435 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,960 I did take a couple of pills. They weren't drugs, though. 436 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,120 What are you doing? Accelerated heart rate. You're fired. 437 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,520 What? You've been taking stimulants. I've taken energy pills. 438 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,320 Amphetamines more like. 439 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,600 It is totally and utterly unacceptable. 440 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,520 Doc - I hardly think that's a sackable offence. Come on. 441 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,040 You didn't think taking amphetamines before work 442 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,800 in a doctor's surgery was a sackable offence? Really? 443 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,560 Bert. 444 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,600 Bert! (SNORES) 445 00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,640 Wake up. Doc. 446 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:32,280 The Epley manoeuvre. 447 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,040 What are you doing? 448 00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:43,480 My farm is not an art supply store. 449 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,040 Mum said it'd be OK. 450 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,080 I very much doubt that. 451 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,000 Fine! Take them. I'm too old and too dignified 452 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:56,280 to stand around arguing about chicken feathers. 453 00:27:58,080 --> 00:27:59,800 How is she, by the way? 454 00:27:59,840 --> 00:28:01,840 Your mother. 455 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,920 Feeling better? 456 00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:07,120 She's great. No need to bother us anymore. 457 00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,720 She says hello. 458 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,960 Mrs. Dunwich? 459 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,560 Hello? 460 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,880 Shirley? 461 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:04,920 Oh! 462 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,800 (MURMERING) 463 00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:13,640 Ooh! Shirley. 464 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:17,320 (BURPS) 465 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,760 What's happened to you? 466 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,920 He's killed me. 467 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,000 (RINGING) 468 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:46,360 Doc, you caught me in the middle of a surveillance operation. 469 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,280 Penhale, I'm looking at the results of a urine analysis on one of my patients. 470 00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,360 There's a high concentration of arsenic. 471 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,640 Arsenic? Do you have a case of poisoning? 472 00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,680 Haven't had one of those in a while. 473 00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:59,200 Never, in fact. Listen. 474 00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:01,640 I think the son is trying to kill the mother. 475 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,840 It's the er... Dunwich family at Cliffside Farm. 476 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,880 Roger that. Thanks, Doc. 477 00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:09,160 I'll take it from here. No, you won't. 478 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,600 I need to go to the chemist to get some dimercaprol 479 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,520 but I'll meet you there. And, Penhale... 480 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:17,200 the son is possibly deranged and has a firearm. 481 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,240 If I get there first I'll wait for you. 482 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,040 What you doing here? Who are you? 483 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,800 It's Ruth Ellingham, dear. 484 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,480 Shirley! 485 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:37,560 He's poisoned me. Your son? 486 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:41,040 He put something in my food. Weedkiller. 487 00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,080 I'm dying. 488 00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:46,840 Well, let's not be premature. Oh! I'll get help. 489 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,880 Now, is there a phone up here, or only downstairs? 490 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,920 (GUNSHOT) 491 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,800 Nothing to worry about. 492 00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:02,840 (BURPS AND SPLUTTERS) 493 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,800 Put that down! 494 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,920 Hello, Michael. 495 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,440 You're here. Again. 496 00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:40,480 Yes. 497 00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,760 I was concerned about your mother. I'm sure you are as well. 498 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:47,360 There's nothing wrong with her! So there's no need to take her away. 499 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:50,560 I think she might be ill, Michael. 500 00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:54,600 She's always complaining. Yes, I've noticed that, too. 501 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,640 Must be very painful for you. 502 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,800 You know... since I've moved here, I've seen so many guns. 503 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,480 Everyone seems to have one. 504 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,200 You need them for the vermin. 505 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,200 What kind of gun is that? 506 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,600 Do you think it would be too heavy for me? Huh? 507 00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,280 Rats are getting at the chicken's eggs. 508 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,160 Can I? 509 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:25,280 I don't know about that. 510 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,240 OK. 511 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,400 I just wanted to see what it feels like. 512 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:33,880 Knowing me, I'd probably shoot the chickens and miss the rats. 513 00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:42,800 I've gotta warn you - don't go pointing that at anyone. It's loaded. 514 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,000 (SHIRLEY CALLS OUT IN PAIN) 515 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:52,000 Mum! We should help her, Michael, shouldn't we? 516 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,440 What's the matter, Mum? 517 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,480 Mum? (GROANS) 518 00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:08,520 Is she dying? 519 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,840 You won't be able to manage without me, will you? 520 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,040 (SPLUTTERS) You should've thought of that! Don't say that. 521 00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:17,560 You poisoned me, you murderer! 522 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:22,280 No, Mum. No, Mum. I wouldn't. Why would you think that? 523 00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,240 She's delirious. She doesn't know what she's saying. 524 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:31,040 She needs water. Michael, could you get some water for your mother? 525 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,240 I'm not drinking any of it. He'll put weedkiller on it. 526 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,120 I wouldn't! 527 00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,600 I wouldn't! Even if I did, the weedkiller's... 528 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,640 Hear that? 'Even if I did.' 529 00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:44,120 That's practically a confession! 530 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,160 Just hurry, Michael. Go on. 531 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,920 Get me out of here. I'm working on it. 532 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,120 But we must keep calm. 533 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,880 Now, is there a phone up here? No. 534 00:33:57,920 --> 00:33:59,920 A mobile, then? 535 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,240 I-I think it's in my handbag. 536 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:05,280 Over there. 537 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,960 Oh, just like me. Never throw anything away. 538 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,040 I think your son is repenting, dear. 539 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:22,800 His fear of losing you is somewhat greater than his desire to kill you. 540 00:34:22,840 --> 00:34:24,760 Why are you saying that? 541 00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:26,720 There! See? Weedkiller! 542 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:32,040 If you plan to poison someone, you could at least try and be subtle about it. 543 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,280 No! Look, Mum, it's harmless. It's not... 544 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,960 Michael. 545 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,400 Mum? 546 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,440 Over there! 547 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,680 What are you doing? Now, Michael. 548 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,400 All right. 549 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,440 Not ideal, but we can work with it. 550 00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,160 Now, you watch him, while I go and - Stay there! 551 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,280 I mean it! Not another move! 552 00:35:27,190 --> 00:35:28,510 Doc. 553 00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:30,550 Doc... let's not be hasty. 554 00:35:30,590 --> 00:35:33,110 Caution is nine tenths of what it takes 555 00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:36,710 to stay alive in a potentially explosive situation. 556 00:35:41,350 --> 00:35:43,350 You've left your lights on. 557 00:35:50,550 --> 00:35:52,270 Don't hate me, Mum. 558 00:35:53,270 --> 00:35:55,230 I'll be good, I promise. 559 00:35:55,270 --> 00:35:58,270 I'm your best little boy. Just give me another chance. 560 00:35:58,310 --> 00:36:00,190 Oh, show some dignity, man. 561 00:36:00,230 --> 00:36:02,230 Hello! It's Dr. Ellingham. 562 00:36:02,270 --> 00:36:04,790 Er in here, doctor. No, Martin! Help me! 563 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:10,590 Head's quite a bit better now, doctor, thank you. 564 00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:13,550 Glad to hear it. 565 00:36:13,590 --> 00:36:15,590 Oooh, gun. Get in here, you. 566 00:36:17,630 --> 00:36:19,630 Over there! Go on. 567 00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:26,550 Now er Mrs... Dunwich. 568 00:36:26,590 --> 00:36:30,350 Er yes... You're confused, which is understandable. 569 00:36:30,390 --> 00:36:34,350 You've absorbed a huge amount of arsenic. You should be dead, really. 570 00:36:34,390 --> 00:36:37,110 Oh, so now you're on his side. 571 00:36:37,150 --> 00:36:39,350 Doc, Doc... leave it to me. 572 00:36:39,390 --> 00:36:42,270 I'm trained in the art of hostage negotiation. 573 00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:45,310 Nonsense. I see you couldn't avoid getting involved. 574 00:36:45,470 --> 00:36:48,630 I was trying to help them, Martin. Everybody, Be quiet! 575 00:36:48,670 --> 00:36:51,590 I'm gonna shoot the next person who talks. 576 00:36:51,630 --> 00:36:53,870 But I'm innocent, Mum! Believe me... 577 00:36:53,910 --> 00:36:56,070 Why would I want to hurt you? 578 00:36:56,110 --> 00:37:00,630 Because you're lazy. You want the house. You're just like your father. 579 00:37:00,670 --> 00:37:02,350 No! Mum, no! I wouldn't... 580 00:37:02,390 --> 00:37:04,470 I wouldn't do anything to hurt you, please! 581 00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:06,190 Stop whining. What are you doing? 582 00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:08,070 Put that down now! Oh, for God's sake! 583 00:37:08,110 --> 00:37:09,790 What do you think I'm going to do? 584 00:37:09,830 --> 00:37:11,750 Throw it at you and hope you swallow some? 585 00:37:13,070 --> 00:37:15,470 Non-toxic, pet-safe. And it's biodegradable. 586 00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:18,750 Shut up. No arsenic. It's harmless. 587 00:37:18,790 --> 00:37:22,030 What about my stomach pains? That doesn't prove anything. 588 00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:25,670 What it proves, dear, is that Michael hasn't been poisoning you. 589 00:37:25,710 --> 00:37:27,710 I told you, Mum. 590 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:30,590 There's a peculiar odour in this room. 591 00:37:30,630 --> 00:37:32,990 I'm afraid that's the smell of murder, Doc. 592 00:37:33,030 --> 00:37:34,830 It's like garlic. 593 00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:36,870 And French cooking. 594 00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:38,910 I think... 595 00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:40,790 that it's copper arsenate 596 00:37:40,830 --> 00:37:44,670 and I think it's coming from this disgusting green wallpaper. 597 00:37:45,710 --> 00:37:47,710 Which is lovely, Shirley. 598 00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:51,750 They used to use arsenic as a pigment in wallpaper 599 00:37:51,790 --> 00:37:54,430 until they found the fumes it gives off kill you. 600 00:37:54,470 --> 00:37:56,470 Fumes? No, you're lying! 601 00:37:56,510 --> 00:37:58,510 No, I'm not. 602 00:37:58,550 --> 00:38:00,670 It lies dormant until it's disturbed. 603 00:38:00,710 --> 00:38:02,830 How long has this wallpaper been like this? 604 00:38:02,870 --> 00:38:04,750 I started stripping it about a month ago. 605 00:38:04,790 --> 00:38:06,510 Moocher doesn't finish anything. 606 00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:09,390 And the abdominal pains, did they start about then? 607 00:38:09,430 --> 00:38:11,430 I-I dunno. M-Maybe. 608 00:38:11,470 --> 00:38:14,630 And I assume that the paranoia started then, too. 609 00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:20,270 Wh... The arsenic has affected your mental capabilities, Mrs. Winchelsey. 610 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:22,430 I told you it wasn't me. If you finished what 611 00:38:22,431 --> 00:38:24,550 you started none of this would have happened. 612 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,950 Maybe now would be the time to put the firearm down, Shirley. 613 00:38:29,910 --> 00:38:32,110 Rubbish! 614 00:38:32,150 --> 00:38:34,070 I'm not falling for that. 615 00:38:34,110 --> 00:38:36,110 Poisoned by the wallpaper... 616 00:38:36,150 --> 00:38:38,070 Leave it to the professionals, eh, Doc. 617 00:38:39,310 --> 00:38:41,550 Now then, Shirley... What are you doing? 618 00:38:41,590 --> 00:38:43,590 Taking control. 619 00:38:44,670 --> 00:38:46,670 I'm a busy man, Shirley. 620 00:38:47,390 --> 00:38:49,590 Can't spend all day nattering with you. 621 00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:54,710 We both know that the gun isn't loaded. 622 00:38:55,750 --> 00:39:01,150 So why don't you be a dear...just hand it over. 623 00:39:04,990 --> 00:39:06,470 Am I hit?! 624 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:08,510 You idiot. 625 00:39:08,550 --> 00:39:12,310 (LAUGHS) I never expected that to happen. 626 00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:16,110 Here. Not you. 627 00:39:17,630 --> 00:39:21,270 I'll give you something to counteract the effects of the arsenic. 628 00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:22,830 Dimercaprol. 629 00:39:22,870 --> 00:39:26,110 It's a good thing, unless you want to continue feeling ill. 630 00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:28,750 Good work, Doc. I distract her, you get the gun. 631 00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:32,670 Textbook stuff. Good work, people. Pats on back all round. 632 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,840 You all right, Mum? Yeah. Of course I am. 633 00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:42,680 There we go. Up the step. 634 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,880 You have no right to send her away. 635 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,360 I need her here. I can take care of her, you know. 636 00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,640 Your mother needs to go to hospital. She will recover. 637 00:39:58,240 --> 00:40:00,600 And as soon as she is discharged, you can pick up 638 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,200 your dysfunctional relationship where you left off. No thanks to you. 639 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,400 What? Unbelievable. 640 00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:19,440 Is he actually a policeman or just pretending to be one? 641 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,480 (PHONE RINGS) 642 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:27,120 Ellingham. What? 643 00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,440 Right. Try and get him onto his side and keep him warm. 644 00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,200 I'll be there in a few minutes. 645 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:36,600 Patient. 646 00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:38,640 Typical slacker. 647 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,920 Do anything to get out of mowing the lawn. 648 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,960 Got me bang to rights, love. 649 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:46,280 Lying down on the job. 650 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,840 Doc'll be here soon. Good. 651 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,880 He needs to be set right. 652 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,120 He shouldn't have sacked you. 653 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,160 I want to give him... 654 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,600 a piece of my... mind. 655 00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,240 Grandad. 656 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,840 Morwenna... Grandad... 657 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,320 Please. 658 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,960 Grandad... 659 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 Oh, no. No, no, no, no... 660 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,040 Please. 661 00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:21,880 One... two, three... 662 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,920 four, five... 663 00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,960 Please... Grandad. 664 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:30,520 11, 12... 665 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,560 Don't you dare leave me. 666 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,600 (GROANS) 667 00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,720 One, two, three... 668 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:45,920 He just keeled over, Doc. Do something. 669 00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:47,600 (GROANS) 670 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,600 Right... Can you hear me, Mr. Dunwich? 671 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:52,320 Oh... I've called an ambulance. 672 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,080 When did his breathing get bad? 673 00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,560 It seemed like forever. A minute ago, maybe. 674 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,320 Is he going to be all right? 675 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,600 His pulse is stable. How did you know to do CPR? 676 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,640 I saw it on the telly. 677 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,760 Do you have any aspirin? 678 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,800 Er... I'll go and get it. 679 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:14,000 Doc! Yes. 680 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,480 If you don't give the child her job back... 681 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:22,400 I'm going to be waiting for you at the gates with a big stick. 682 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:26,200 You just had a cardiac arrest, you're in no position to threaten me. 683 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:29,880 Did you feel any pressure in your chest or pain before it happened? 684 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:31,920 No. Sure? Your left arm? 685 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,160 It's been fine. He's been overdoing it. 686 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,160 Scampering about all over the place 687 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,280 since he started taking these energy pills. 688 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,560 Energ- Show me these energy pills. Are these the one you were taking! 689 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:45,120 They're army pills or something. Grandad found them in his old stuff. 690 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:48,240 See? Definitely not amphetamines. That's exactly what they are! 691 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:50,440 You've both been taking Methamphetamines. 692 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:53,080 They came from the government, didn't they, Grandad? 693 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,000 The handed them out to soldiers in during the Second World War 694 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,000 to keep them going. They're not for geriatrics and teenagers. 695 00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:01,040 I was just trying to help. (SIRENS) 696 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:05,320 You've given yourself a heart attack and lost your granddaughter her job. 697 00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,160 That's really helpful. Doc... she didn't know. 698 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,080 She deserves a second chance, don't you think? 699 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,400 She's a good girl. 700 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,440 Well, that remains to be seen. 701 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:20,480 Sit up. 702 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:24,240 Take this. Thanks, Doc. 703 00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:27,480 Here's some water. 704 00:43:41,120 --> 00:43:43,120 How do I look? 705 00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,600 A bit flushed. 706 00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:49,120 Oh... 707 00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,920 Pulse is fine. Regular. 708 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:58,120 I suppose that's the closest I'm going to get to a compliment. 709 00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,960 Regular pulse. 710 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,400 It feels all wrong. 711 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,440 Going out and leaving the baby. 712 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,160 You've nothing to worry about. 713 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,320 Apparently I have some medical training. 714 00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:12,600 Make sure you check if he needs changing. 715 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:14,520 Oh, and read him a bedtime story. 716 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:17,560 He seems to like the one about the talking fire engine. 717 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:21,720 Highly unlikely that he can grasp the concept of a fire engine, 718 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,960 let alone one that is apparently sentient. 719 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,400 Studies have shown that talking to infants 720 00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,800 can help develop their cognitive skills. 721 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:30,840 Yes. To a certain extent. 722 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,000 Bye. 723 00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:08,400 Er this is an article by a Dr. Henry Wolfstein... 724 00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:13,160 of the need to focus on cytotoxic therapies 725 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,200 for cancer patients. 726 00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:20,160 There's a... picture of Dr. Wolfstein there. 727 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,640 'Patients with advanced liver cancer 728 00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:28,400 who had not previously received chemotherapy 729 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:31,840 were randomly allocated to three different regiments... 730 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:37,000 representing minimal, conventional and intensive cytotoxic treatments. 731 00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,600 Patients with impaired renal function were excluded from the analysis 732 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,880 and results were stratified, according to risk category, 733 00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,040 based on retrospective analysis of previous studies. 734 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,640 Results support the conclusion...' 735 00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:57,160 Hello! Officer in need of assistance. And some trousers. 736 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,200 Who are you? I'm Elinor. 737 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,440 His grandmother. 738 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,960 Lulu... What are you doing here?